If I actually try to describe how thrilled I am right now, my $7 24 hour internet password at the Washington DC airport will expire before I’m actually able process the excitement. That, or my plane might ACTUALLY show up before the sun does. So I’ll just stick with the facts: Jordan Buckley World Wide is open for business. I’ve known for a while now that as humans, we just want super sweet shit on comfy ass clothes (real talk). And much like a Ghostbuster facing 100 flights of stairs, I knew I was called upon to provide mankind with a great service. So I put my proton back on my back, and got to work. It took over a year of intense focus, creation, perseverance, determination, and a bunch of other stuff you’d find in hardcore lyrics, but I am now proud to say that I finally have what you want, and you can get it RIGHT HERE.
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I’m stoked for you. It’s awesome to see you put out one amazing thing like every time I die, and then out out another like JBWW. I’m buying a shirt. The poster. And a hoodie. Thank you Jordan for everything you’ve done.
Just thought I would let all of the ETID fans know, that I had to relist the guitar, because the original winner was a deadbeat, So everybody still has a chance to own it. Thanks for the free publicity, Jordan, The new albums rules.